浪漫

浪漫 就用這個點子... 送一箱書可以比一本書更浪漫, 送一盆花可以比一枝花更浪漫, 送一金磚可以比一金戒更浪漫, 以上鋪排可能更有/無創意. 但最少鋪排好少少(多了一些字對齊) 或用以上logic引伸(多比少好) 送一百個浪漫可以比一個浪漫更浪漫 廢苦之言

稀有的浪漫！ 愛上一本書，這本書比一千萬本書浪漫； 愛上那枝花，這枝花比一千萬枝花浪漫． 一個浪漫，可令你終身難忘． 兩個浪漫， 三個浪漫， ｎ個浪漫．．．．．． 或者會令你產生混淆．未必是件好事． 若以｛多比才好｝的ｌｏｇｉｃ推論： 那么請你，在與情人浪漫的時候， 千萬可要記得，叫上一大堆人，來一次頂好的浪漫．

情信 亞路人甲，你... 我依家唔得閒遲啲至同你傾 康慈啊，你頂浪漫啊，寫咗封咁令人回味嘅情信，如果唔系，我爭啲都唔醒起要回信比亞山吹綠子。舊年今日，我同亞綠子坐我發明嘅火箭，漫遊太空，重好熱烈咁討論咗「乜嘢係愛情」。亞綠子話，愛情系瘟疫系神經病系傷風感冒，我話佢聽，愛情系小黃花青草地係秋水系梧桐系金黃色嘅麥田系風月系佢美麗嘅眼神系......亞綠子聽到都唔知幾咁感動，我哋重約咗坐我出年發明嘅超光速太空船，再去浪漫一下，再熱烈咁討論其他大問題小問題，直至到冇問題。我重執咗隻恐龍蛋，紀念我同綠子嘅情誼，亘古不變。我雖然唔及得上亞康慈咁叻，多嬉笑少怒罵，又冇幽默嘅智慧，又冇靈銳嘅頭腦，但係都重有的的咁多優點，就係唔會妒忌，比人踩都唔嬲。之但係亞綠子話我咁樣，即系遲鈍喎。我諗人有七情六慾，有時難免情緒波動，發洩下，心理會健康啲，我好明白㗎。如果好似亞康慈咁，笑罵由人，好似我咁，間唔中遲鈍間唔中聰明間唔中笑吓間唔中喊吓間唔中發洩吓，都幾好啫，做人做乜要吓吓都咁收埋收埋，嗱住嗱住，咁樣鬱住鬱住，死咗都唔會化啦，系咪咁講呀？ 亞康慈呀，個便都就快關門大吉咯，不如你過嚟陪吓我，趁吓熱鬧重好啦 !

對唔住，頭先講錯咗你個名添，阿路人丁君。其實呢，我想話，康慈真系我哋既好榜样，䏲佢系個便公開封情信，比一大彭人䏲，簡直就好頂浪漫，如果有人咁勇咁對我就好嘞，個陣時我實會當佢系宝㗎。䏲見天上既星就只係得一粒，䏲見金黃色既麥田就剩系會諗起佢，見到成地玫瑰我都剩糸會摘一朵，而且佢系香既，一定唔會臭架。阿盈盈都講咗我既諗法。呢，我又拋吓書包，乜嘢love is in the eyes of the beholder 喎。咁其實同阿李天命嗰個回應，重係有的唔同。佢原本講嗰個太空視角，同俾阿Alex嘅提示，同第三次嘅回應，都轉吓轉吓，側側膊唔多覺咁，將佢自己原先所表達嘅太空視角概念，改咗啲啲，咁樣系唔系有啲矛呢 ? 之不過咁，人哋唔系咁支持佢哋個乜嘢李師天命，佢哋就會唔多高興。計我話，人始終系人，未升上神枱做神，有啲乜嘢人性缺點，道理上面嘅差誤，都系正常嘅。

口齒不清 唔好意思，打錯字添，好似講緊粗口。簡直就好頂浪漫，應該系簡直頂浪漫。

路人丁 我好鍾意你講嘅嘢，頂好的浪漫。

死生契闊 浪漫是...... 死生契闊，與子相悅， 執子之手，與子偕老。 這本來一點不浪漫，因為你會看著愛的人病、老、殘、心情壞、沮喪...... 但如果人生本來就包括這些，而你又是跟他分享人生的人，還不夠浪漫？

道別 阿綠子話我好似開始沉迷左響呢個網頁嘅虛幻世界裡面，叫我重係開始造個隻超光速太空船，出年帶阿綠子，重有小雲小吉，開始我哋嘅星際旅程喎。我答應咗阿綠子，但系我走之前，點都要同我嘅朋友講幾句野。 俾 : 我嘅知己康慈 俾 : 我眼中嘅水月 I can’t think of a better way to remember a friend like you than to send you an early Christmas greeting. When I say “early”, I really mean it, as you probably agree. A month or so to go and it’s Christmas again. It’s time to start the count down for such a grand occasion. I always love Christmas and I do yearn for it, don’t you ? Hope you don’t mind me writing you with a computer. I am the moody type. I simply have the mood to use this computer. Such mood may not be easily rationalized or be accounted for. It’s the subtle feeling deep in my heart. May be it’s sort of affected by the weather. Inside the house, it’s warm, peaceful and quiet. I feel comfortable, just as I feel comfortable to write this letter using a computer. Friends asked me question like this - How do you feel about Hong Kong ? Do you bear any passion towards it ? It is a place where I was born and brought up, and, on top of that, my family is here. Hence, naturally I regard it as MY city and my blood feels that. Hong Kong is unique. In some cases uniquely lovely but in some, uniquely appalling. Don’t blame me for being ‘non-patriotic’. I am not. I love Hong Kong. I am a genuine Chinese and a Honkie. Nobody can deny that. Yet, this doesn’t mean that I have the obligation to accept the fate of living here if I don’t find it desirable, whatsoever the reasons are ! Well, I shall be seeing an old friend. Haven’t seen her for years, you can imagine how such a meeting will look like. I remember she sometimes asked funny questions. Once she posed seriously, “ … is it true that rice can induce an enhancing effect on one’s ability in reproduction ?” I burst into helpless laughter and had to challenge her for asking such an interesting question. She replied, “ … that could explain why the population of China and India are so high as their people are the major rice-consuming nationals in the world …” Amazing. Dear me, time indeed flies. Suddenly, all those memories are flashing back ……When you are kids you spend your holidays at home playing with your neighbours, your toys or your models. When you are teenager, you are too busy with your schoolwork and have to sacrifice your vacation. When you are in your adulthood you would like to travel all over the place and muck around when it comes to holiday-time. When you get older you would be contented with staying at home with your family, or go visiting your friends etc etc. Well, I don’t know what stage I am in, I’m merely doing whatever that seems most logical and plausible.

迷朦境 (初學上網，未掌握好。這個網頁的編輯星期天不上班，沒法把回應寫好Fax去請他們替我上網，於是不理原本給我安排好的上網標記，請太太在家裡代勞。) 當一個人得到99%支持的時候，如果他聽不出那1%批判的聲音對他才是最可貴的，那麼這個人是聾的。即使支持者的美言美語出自真心美意，如果因此就越照鏡越覺得自己美，那麼這個人是盲的。 歲月匆匆，視覺聽覺越來越迷朦，幸好尚不至於變盲變聾。 對廣東人那句「乜唔可以撇面子撇銀子撇心肝脾肺腎o既咩」,深有同感。

猜謎 我猜「電腦不許我用本名」其實就是李天命。

有緣千里能相會 康慈君，我同阿廣東人都系個體戶模特兒，好高興能夠系度表演，重好高興同你有緣千里能相會。 離開呢個網站之前，敬康慈君一杯，紀念我哋嘅友誼。

尋人遊戲 李天命有否在這裡出現兩次呢？

有，我猜獵人也是李天命 從實招來！

不，我猜獵人不是李天命 李天命惜字如金，怎會這麼無聊？

就算他真有這麼無聊 也不會「從實招來」吧……

網中人

很好玩！ 他自己知！ 這才好玩嘛！

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