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問題係： 老張個老婆靚唔靚架？

我諗靚啩，我未見過佢老婆。

老張大可放心，碧桂園永遠是你的家 碧桂園自從動土o個日直到而家為止 冇一日係睇到星的

吳蘭露 How do you know 張海澎? Is he your boy friend?

答 X 我根本就識得佢。佢唔係我男朋友。 我喺呢個留言區出現都係因為佢叫我上嚟插科打諢搞吓氣氛。

好, 既然驗明正身 阿澎, 上呀! 我撐你.

各位帮忙 我想要老張個老婆。

大華 上哪裡?

今晚的夜空星光閃閃

??? 你個乜乜敢死隊是光說不練的嗎? 別裝蒜了, 上!

康慈 康慈住係邊嫁？ 未到十二點都有星睇，仲要星光閃閃 我住個度一年睇到星的日子不過廿日 仲要凌晨三點

搭小巴，小心啲 有一輪好興用一啲有「語音功能」嘅電話，即係你對住個電話嗌「呀狗」，咁個電話就會自動幫你打去俾呀狗。話說嗰一輪小王搭小巴嘅時候，聽見隔離個男人對住個電話粗聲粗氣叫：「八婆！」語氣之差實為罕見更非筆墨所能形容；小王心諗唔知邊個女人同佢咁大仇口。幾秒鐘之後個電話似乎通咗，個男人極速變臉兼以極其謙卑嘅態度講：「外母呀，我今晚唔返嚟食飯喇……」 又有另一件真人真事，傳說中有個男人，我地故且叫佢做 TESTING 先，有啲代入感……約咗朋友喺銅鑼灣等。熟銅鑼灣嘅都知嗰度有間文輝麵舖，聲稱做墨丸做到街知巷聞，亦因為佢嘅知名度令佢升格成為一個小巴站別號，好多人搭小巴都會同司機講：「文輝有落」。TESTING 因為未食飯，坐小巴嘅時候好肚餓，咁啱佢約咗朋友喺文輝等，就沿途不斷諗落車嘅時候食乜好。不知不覺就快到文輝站，TESTING 想叫有落嘅時候，鬼拍後尾枕向司機大叫：「墨丸河吖唔該！」 全車人識嘅唔識嘅都即刻爆笑，最攞 TESTING 命嘅係司機開門俾佢之後補多句：「今日芥蘭靚喎，加碟油菜好冇？」

語文基準試 Lao-po went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Lao-po's colorful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN ". Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Lao-po. So he told Lao-po, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance!. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK". Lao-po thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW....BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number lah....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok ?

三年唔發市，發市當三年 AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW - Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dead or Dying Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD - First On Recall Day First On Race Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Found On Russian Dump GM - General Maintenance Great Mistake GMC- Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA - Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive... MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO - put in new transmission often PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sorry Arsed Auto Builders TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners VW - Virtually Worthless