布殊：你的名字是魔鬼

Omen 如果有睇過Omen 1(凶兆 第一集) 大家都會知最後個666魔鬼之子無比佢ba ba殺死, 預言話呢個666會耀升國際成為一個好有影響力(當然係好有破壞力tim)既international political person, 仲好可能係一國之首, 睇唻唔係做戲咁簡單, 原來係真人真事, 個666原來係bush。

Bush 係 167 先岩!

在加拿大有議員話佢係moron，好多人舉腳贊成。

PLANE CRASH An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."

ahhahahah...

Benson Hahaha, That's evil! ^^

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

Benson 你呢個"tragedy"故事好耐之前Nobody posted過喇,雖然你好有心思,但唔好又番炒啦o卦。 唔....但咁證明左,你一定唔係Nobody本人喇。

贈興 - The Benz and the president A lady bought a new Benz. Cost a fortune. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Madam", said the sales maneger, "the audio system in this car is completly automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!" She drives out , somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Jacson". The radio responded, "Michael or Janet?" " Michael". She said. Soon she was speeding down the highway and listening to the song . The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. Stopped at an intersection, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports car speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. "Asshole.....", she muttered. And from the radio..... "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States....

英國人係抵死d ^^ 轉貼自chineseneswnet.com 英國《衛報》探尋“真假布什”看似在搞笑？ 中新網3月28日電 西方媒體一直在爆炒說薩達姆有N個替身，所以不知道電視上或者報紙上露面的薩達姆是真還是假。有意思的是，3月27日的英國《衛報》刊出一篇看似搞笑的文章“真假布什”。 3月27日是布什總統自開戰以來第一次在公眾面前露面，他在坦帕的麥克迪爾空軍基地向士兵們發表演講，顯然他的用意是向美國人民作保証並提高部隊的士氣。但我們怎麼知道這個布什就是“真”的呢？ 當天晚些時候一個看起來聽起來都象布什的人與托尼-布萊爾一同出現在戴維營。情報專家們不由得猜測布什是否使用了一個替身，或者同一個替身出現在兩個場合。人們一直懷疑布什使用了一系列替身出席危險的演講活動，替身中有些人還專門為此做了耳朵擴大術。 觀察布什演講的人相信27日在佛羅裡達中央總部作演講的那個布什是真的。他們指出他在講話中使用類似聖經用語的特點：“將來會有跟伊拉克政權清算的一天，那一天很快就要到來了。”演講中幾乎沒有出現三個音節以上的詞匯。其他專家則表示異議，他們指出演講稿不是由總統本人而是由他人捉刀代寫的，因而在用詞上是一致的，而布什在演講中令人困惑的停頓是很容易讓人模仿的。 還有的觀察家注意到總統的眼睛看上去更靠近了些；其他人則認為更分開了一些。據說布什之所以選擇在作戰部隊面前作第一次露面，是因為當他還在德克薩斯國民警衛隊時他們中幾乎沒有人很了解他。 因此如果不是他的話，那麼會是誰呢？如果這一切是真的話，那麼真正的布什到哪去了呢？他是否被害或被綁架了呢？或者他就坐在家裡看電視呢？觀察家們指出，與布什私下接觸過多次的布萊爾決不會受這種欺騙。但仍然存在著這種可能性，布萊爾一直以來會見的也隻是一個非常象布什的人而已，這個替身專門接受致力於和平和國際穩定方面的訓練。 到目前為止，觀察家們拒絕在公開場合指出這是真的美國總統還是一個做過整容手術的聰明替身。但在私底下，他們仔細觀察著這位令人生疑的男子，注意他僵硬和空洞的手勢及假裝出來的莊嚴姿態。他所使用的特殊語句看不出他是否真正理解了他正在說的話。他們檢查他每一句關於世界末日的陳詞濫調和困惑表情，並注意到當講話提示機關閉的時候，他看上去不太自然並全然不知所措。他們總結說這一定是布什本人。(聞新芳)

美國將增派數萬(！)地面部隊到伊拉克。 非典型肺炎事件已露曙光，戰爭卻仍在繼續••••

都唔明點解堂堂一個大國會選個咁既人做總統, hk唔係全民投票就話無得"柬"o者。

twisted twins 睇下<< yes prime minister >>就明架啦!

小花生 嘩,咩唻ka??幾耐之前ka? british　ｄ　comedy 呀? 而家仲有無得做呀? 想睇番有咩途徑呢?

中文譯本 < 好的，首相 >，英國官場百態，好抵死，圖書館應該可以借到。

allan, 好, 唔該! 得閒去拉記睇下有無先 小花生, 多謝介紹!

轉貼 伊拉克戰爭已成為網絡笑話最熱門的主題，以下11則笑話摘譯自俄羅斯、烏克蘭和以色列的網站。不過它引發的笑不是會心舒懷的笑，而是苦澀的笑，“混合著眼淚”的笑，因為此時此刻在伊拉克，有多少無辜的人在流血、在流淚，在為失去的親人悲慟哀號。在四月一日愚人節之際譯出這些戰爭笑話與大家共享，以讓我們更多地記住笑過之後留下的苦澀滋味。 1、白宮記者招待會上： ──布什先生，您有伊拉克擁有大規模殺傷性武器的証據嗎？ ──有，我們保留了伊拉克當初買軍火時開的支票。 2、美國人是多麼富於進取精神！薩達姆一宣布對炸死美軍士兵的人予以重獎，他們馬上就開始自相殘殺。 3、布什對美國人民說：“我們的飛機和平地轟炸他們的城市，敵人卻陰險地進行了攻擊。” 4、布什緊急召開其軍事顧問：“你為什麼不在戰前警告我，在伊拉克除了沙漠之外還有城市？” 5、英國拘捕俄羅斯金融寡頭別列佐夫斯基，是為了後者為繼續伊拉克戰爭提供資金。 6、我真的不明白，為什麼布什要和英國交戰，卻偏偏選中了伊拉克這塊地方？ 7、您還相信國際法？您還不知道什麼叫民主？您還在自力更生開採石油？那麼，我們飛過去幫助你們！ 8、英美聯軍宣稱已攻下烏姆蓋斯爾城──這已經是開戰之來的第四座被聯軍攻下的烏姆蓋斯爾城了。 9、擊落美國飛機的伊拉克農民在接受採訪時說：“飛機就在我的頭頂上飛：我瞄準、射擊，便擊落了它！又飛過來一架飛機，我瞄準、射擊，又把它打掉下來了。但是後來我槍裡沒子彈了，可是飛機還在飛呀飛呀！” 10、據“後來”通訊社報道，美國飛機投下了一枚核彈頭落入英軍基地。據美國五角大樓和英國國防部的高級官員透露，有七名英國軍人在這次意外事故中受傷。 11、五角大樓的軍事分析家証實，戰爭將不會持續很長時間──如果伊拉克人停止參與這場戰爭的話。