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Can you figure it out ? Oh, my God! Another joke on the Internet Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were married. This made my dad ...閱讀更多

自由女神 A joke on the Internet 若干年前,大陸一位老兄到紐約公幹。工作之餘,也打算休息休息,看看風景名勝。為此他查了大量的資料,做了充分的準備。眾多名勝之一,就有自由女神像(Statue of Liberty)。 為了確保能夠到達仰慕已久的地方,他甚至把負責自由女神像參觀的聯系電話都找到 666-2613。於是,他就打輛出租出發了。下面是他和出租司機的對話。 Driver: " Where do you want to go., sir? "Mr. D: " FREE Woman, Do you know where I can find Free Woman? "Dr...閱讀更多

To Benson No, I don't think so. It's surely a pity that creatures embedded or evolved with rationalty and delicate emotions extinct! As I've said before, no one can guarantee the similar human beings will emerge in future. What a shame!

To Benson //Einstein once said that he had no idea what weapons would be used in the Third World War, but for the Fourth, it would be stones and tree branches.// I think Einstein was too optimistic. Once the mass destruction weapons, especially the nuclear bombs, were invented, we human beings canno...閱讀更多

We are on the way of self-destruction... I believe that human beings are genetically embeded and structured with genes of self-protection as well as genes of aggrandisement that could never be disposed of, because without which human beings cannot survive the harsh challenges originating from nature...閱讀更多

Go to browse the weblink below. It's thought-provoking, especially on these days when 'Might is right' is prevailing. http://shanjing.mccse.com/hjt.html

夠淫蕩吧？ 昨天遇上一件事情。 上午我到一家外資公司謀職面試完畢，乘電梯下樓。在某一層電梯停住了，門打開， 看見一個衣著性感的女郎，一手挽著名牌手袋，一手扶著電梯門，身體斜靠著，用挑逗的語氣問我：夠淫蕩吧？ 我控制住洶涌的思潮冷靜分析，人家外企就是不同，人家外企的女職員就是開放，怪不得有人說，我們比他們落后起碼三十年，這句話是有道理的。 我平靜地說：淫蕩是淫蕩了點，但我喜歡。 我知道我說這句話的樣子也一定很酷，作為一個有骨氣的受傳統文化熏陶中華兒女，要在新時代新潮流面前努力轉變思想，不能甘于落后。 突然間那女郎用手袋猛地向我砸來，一邊還說：你這流氓！...... 直到晚上我才醒悟，原來她說的是...閱讀更多

I'm Nobody! To the webmaster and nobody That 'nobody' is another person, not me. Could that 'nobody' designate another name so that no TWO identical names are used in this platform, please?

Make your own judgement! The information below has not yet been verified. I don't know if it is a 'true alert letter' or just a fake warning. You judge by yourself. ___________________________ 今日我家姐話我知(佢係威院o既醫生), 而家威爾斯o既情況同新聞講o既有好大差 距... >我地會以為D記者渲染得好勁, 但係原來事實正好相反.. >有幾個威爾斯o既醫護人員已經接近死亡(其中有兩個係我家姐o既同事...閱讀更多

A Bush Bush joke National Pride 2003 A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." German doctor says, "That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one person put it in another a...閱讀更多

禁播的沐浴乳廣告！！！ As far as the ad is concerned, it is beautifully filmed. Wonderful! Please go to the website before it is censored! http://afala.com/af/f036.htm Please be advised that playing the film in public may cause you embarrassed.

Language teachers must read 超爆笑的(尤其那句愚公移山...更神) 小時候老師常告訴全班作文寫得最好的我說: 「作文要寫得比別人好，一定要多用成語，我看文本文後，我想我一輩子也比不上這位同學的水準！」 一份令任何國文老師看了都必定抓狂的作文 (Source : Taiwan ----Nobody) ----------------------------------- 今天是國慶日，因為英明偉大的政府建設國家、愛護百姓的功績[罄竹難書]，所以放假一天，爸爸媽媽特地帶我們到動物園玩。 按照慣例，我們早餐喜歡吃地瓜粥。今天因為地瓜賣完了，媽媽只好[黔驢技窮]地削些芋頭來...閱讀更多

To twisted twins 1. About self-defeating: I don't think you really understand what 'self-defeating' is. It actually means: on one hand you deny something(X) by saying that one shound't do X, but on the other hand your behaviour (action or speech) betrays you. In your case, you advocate that in this ...閱讀更多

Everybody Right, I agree with what you observed. Hopefully, more and more webitors help to keep order so that this forum can always be an enjoyable place to 'rest' and 'play". Good night, all of you!

To 小花生 and 變心 小花生 I interpret the story in this way: If I can't talk someone into believing that I'm on the right side, well, I'd say to myself: "Let it be. After all, I'm right here for you to come. I won't move to the other side, but I'm waiting for you here." 變心 If you agree with me, I'm sure you...閱讀更多

變心 and Everybody Well, for some practical reasons, mostly because of one's own interest, I know that sometimes one can't take on the right side. However, even in this circumstance, one must NOT go to the wrong side. Agree? _________________ To Everybody Thanks for your continuous support.

Everybody Oh, I last played Scrabble at least ten years ago.

變心 I'm not trying to make the impossible mission possible. I know that there are always those who don't observe the norms and even the written regulations. These guys are keeping on scrabbling. No one can stop them, except the webmaster. What I am arguing is that nonsense is nonsense, and morality i...閱讀更多

變心 If what I insist on is something important and true, I think I deserve it. Thanks for your kind words.

To : Twisted Twins //I don’t suppose everyone would like the same thing. if some people don’t enjoy seeing what you called "nonsense", they can just turn their back on them and then go away.// First, how come everyone would like the same thing? No way. I don't know why you said so. Next, it is not a...閱讀更多

A missing point to add 6. //(strange enough, they never ask themselves who are they to judge others? ) // Everyone judges when one voices one's opinion. You have judged by saying "they never ask themselves who are they to judge others?... etc." Can you see the point? The essence is not whether one ...閱讀更多

Don't scrabble! You are not entitled to. 1. //However, you're saying an ideal situation that might happen to an online forum- everyone argues, responses logically, sensibly and without any interruption and everyone always stick to the thread.// Right, it is an ideal situation which cannot be easily ...閱讀更多

Strange enough! 1. Please read the following instructions: "閣下對網頁內容如有問題、或有其他心得希望跟人分享，可在留言區發表意見。" What do you understand by this text? On what grounds do the instructions ask for your opinion? Obviously, you know it's right to give your views concerning the content of this website. Why? Because it is...閱讀更多

1. //What is nonsense? How to define nonsense? Who has the right to define what nonsense is/not? // I think we know what 'nonsense' means, especially when we read the message in its context. It is not necessary for us to have a very 'academic definition', so to speak, isn't it? At least, I don't exp...閱讀更多

To 明月 1. In accordance with the "instructions to webitors" displayed at the head of the homepage, it is crystal clear that questions, opinions RELATED TO THIS WEBSITE (對網頁內容如有問題) are welcome. To my understanding, it means that webitors are expected to give comments/opinions after they have read or ...閱讀更多

Don't scrabble, please! //當聰明人意興闌珊的時候，總要有些傻人去開墾托市。聰明人不做，因為時間都花在罵、怨。 // Those who want to do something to remedy the situation at least voice out what is wrong. Thus, it's unfair to put the blame on these guys, who try to make the forum a better place to share interflows amomg one another. Of course...閱讀更多

English wit, Indian idiot and Chinese fool 在英國，燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--do not put that object into your mouth. 意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。 他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中？英國人都有些白痴... 告訴你，世事無絕對！ 有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視，我和他談到這件事，他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有教到,因燈泡放進口後便會卡住無論如果都拿不出來，他十分肯定書是那麼說的...但我十分懷疑，我認為燈泡的表面是十分滑的，如果可以放得進口，證明口部足夠大讓其出入，理論上也可以拿出來。 但這印度白痴只說書是那麼...閱讀更多

變心 I am a Hongkonger, living in Hong Kong. I can't promise you. I will be here if only I'm available.

變心 I think I must be going. Good night!

變心 Whether a text is meaningful or meaningless depends on one's interpretation, to a very great extent, I suppose. It is not so crystal clear, sometimes. However, if most of us can't understand a text written for laymen, I think you may call it meaningless. I have once answered the same question in ...閱讀更多

變心 No, you misunderstood me. What I mean is that jokes are meaningful, but some texts, especially those nonsense deliberately written in this forum are meaningless. Did I make it clear?

Nothing special To 混吉 I'm not 揣摩. ______________ To 變心 I just wanted to browse this forum the first time I came here. After the unfriendly and irrational attack on me, I left that particular discussion thread. Now I came back for the second time to post a joke I got on the Internet just to show thos...閱讀更多

To 變心 變心:2003-02-12 23:19:52 //對你的回應沒有異議，只是你不明白我！ // I'm really sorry I haven't understood you. Is there anything I can do to help?

To Everybody Thanks!

To Thanks!

Be sensible ! Don't Big 2003-02-12 20:54:49:// Four Guys were searching the web and they got a similar joke. They post them below......, or above // 'Don't Big' created the other four webitors (Probably…Me@@, Mr. Hong, Ms Ng and Mr/Ms Nobody) . Then, he/ she virtually copied four times the joke I po...閱讀更多

變心, you flattered me. 變心://您要離開此討論區可是您意外的想法，如果您不去而復來，那誠是對此討論區一樁損失。// No, I did not accidentally leave the thread called "Let's work together to ..." . In fact, I did it after careful consideration. Nevertheless, no matter whether I leave or not, it is absolutely sure that it will not bring about a ...閱讀更多

What is tragedy ? Wow! Let's listen to what President George Bush understands tragedy ! I got the joke on the Internet. _____________________________ President George Bush is visiting an elementary school, and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and ...閱讀更多

Bye! To Benson: //Just ignore those nonsense and focus on sensible discussions. That's the best and only way.// Yes, you're right. I'll say no more on this thread again. Bye! And thanks to all those supporting me.

Thanks to all those who argue sensibly. To Benson: My words: Can we work hard together to make this platform enjoyable as well as intellectual? Benson's words: Yeah? Work together how? What's your opinion? Are you suggesting censorship here? Now, my response: How could you understand me by saying th...閱讀更多

Please argue sensibly! Genius' arguments recall me of the debate between Mr Lee Tin Ming and Mr Leung Yin Shing years ago. Genius, it seems that you have learned a lot from Mr Leung, but not Mr Lee. See what a valid argument is? Besides, it doesn't make your arguments look valid by just saying that ...閱讀更多

Who are the terrorists ? This platform is called " Lee Tin Ming: On Line Thinking", but not called " Dicky, Chow Sing Chee: Talking Nonsense On Line", right? Hence, it's quite natural that one would expect rational interflow should be shared here. I'm really disappointed that some students of Lee Ti...閱讀更多

Be rational It doesn't make any sense by just saying someone to be "恐怖正義份子" without giving arguments. If disposing rubish at streets is an offense in law, at least it is immoral to write nonsense irresponsibly.

Let's work together to .... It is just a waste of time reading those meaningless texts. Luckily, this rubbish, mostly written by Mr XX, can always be skipped, though it still makes a nuisance especially when it spreads here and there. Everyone has one's freedom of speech of course, but it is always ...閱讀更多